Death to Critics

Marshall McLuhan to Mark Zuckerberg

Saturday May 21, 2011

I’m awed and humbled whenever I become reacquainted with Marshall. He was a sage of media, a shaman who foresaw that the advent of the electronic age would transform the structure of society and human thought processes in their totality. Just as the medium always has:

Electric circuitry profoundly involves men with one another. Information pours upon us, instantaneously and continuously. As soon as information is acquired, it is very rapidly replaced by still new information. our electrically-configured world has forced us to move from habit of data classification to the mode of pattern recognition. We can no longer build serially, block-by-block, step-by-step, because instant communication insures that all factors of the environment and of experience coexist in a state of active interplay.

He was writing in the late 60’s about the colour TV. To think if he had lived to see an iPhone.

The Medium is the Massage: An Inventory of Effects might be a graphic novel or an illustrated essay. It is a prophecy come true.

Reading is Sexy; Women and Books.

Sunday November 21, 2010

I’m usually dead last when it comes to trends and new cultural developments which usually means that by the time everyone is talking about something, I’m left spinning my wheels wondering how it even got this far. Today, however, I think I’ve picked up on something that’s going to explode loads and come like a geyser into the world of erotica: Attractive Women Reading Books.

Imagine my surprise when searching through the blog roll of Caustic Cover Critic that I found not one, not two but three different picture blogs all dedicated to portraits of young women interacting with books. Now “interacting” might sound dubious but all of the photography is tasteful, and whether the women have their noses buried, are looking up from a page or are laying their heads on foot high stacks of the things, it’s all very alluring. This is my favorite of the day:

The attraction of such imagery probably converges from many angles. Reading is a very personal, chambered activity. To a certain extent all of these pictures are a look into a woman’s private room.  The models are reclining comfortably, distracted by their studies and unaware of the voyeuristic camera’s presence. Voyeurism is an underlined part of all erotic art but rarely is it treated this subtly. Combine that with a familiar, fetishized female role (librarian, secretary, college student)  and you’ve got quite the hot production. Maybe I’m taking it too far. Maybe these photos were never intended to be solely tantalizing even if my own predispositions find them that way. Is it too simple to say that intelligence is sexy?

Of course, this need not pertain merely to women. Here’s an inspirational masculine figure full of charm and Gregory Peck seriousness: 

Although I’m certain that the internet was watching me when I found an advertisement for an event titled “Naked Girls Reading Sci-Fi” on Facebook, I was still surprised to find another segment in this developing craze. Removing the clothes removes most of the subtly of the picture blogs but reading aloud can create a very intimate mood. I only hope the girls don’t read any erotic science fiction. Ugh.

More Scandinavian metal tonight as I prepare myself to see one of Norway’s greatest bands, Enslaved, and one of Norway’s most popular, Dimmu Borgir. I expect Viking Romanticism and Kaiser Wilhelm’s winter lodge wardrobe, respectively.

What does Satan mean to you?; Watain @ the Rickshaw 11/14/10

Thursday November 18, 2010

Watain's Altar at the Seattle show the night before

The show put on by Swedish black metal band Watain on Sunday was something out of the imaginations of my least metal friends. Most metal shows feature loud music and ugly fans but nothing more offensive than casual cussing or the smell of damp sweat. Newcomers might expect a bit more hysteria. A little more disgust. More ceremony than most bands are able to provide. Usually the scariest part of any metal show is the part of town the venue is in. 

Blessed (cursed) be Watain! 13 Candles on an altar in front of the kick drum. A dozen more scattered around the stage. Two inverted cross torches. Two flaming tridents. The vocalist walked on stage swinging a smoking censer in a monk’s cowl soaked in blood. Pig’s jaws were suspended from several taller torches. The smell was gag inducing.

Now Satan is a silly thing to worship. Whether he lives deep underground or exists merely as metaphor, the sum of his existence is a negative. Not like the binary (good:bad) but like this one (is:is not). If man/earth is 0, then God/Heaven is +1, and Satan/Hell is -1. But is there anything less than zero? Or is it merely a placeholder for what is absent?

Though a hundred philosophers and mathematicians could tear that last paragraph apart in minutes, you cannot worship, that is to say love, the negative spirit. Negative feelings are not characterized in a tug-of-war with positive ones. Depressives do not mourn that they are sad but that they cannot be happy.

Neither is it possible to create theatre or other art without strong positive feeling. Positivity as +1, the potential for creation. This is, as best as I can explain it, the reason why the Satanic vigor found in metal has no power to frighten me. The fans and musicians support each other through what this music adds to their lives. Putting on a show like this is probably the reason everyone in Watain gets up in the morning.

The performance for me was not about evil. It was about relentless antagonism. Towards the audience, towards humanity, towards every standard of decency. During “Stellarvore” a cup of pig’s blood was thrown on the crowd at the front. I took a step back and watched the droplets splash onto my boots. I was grateful that anyone was willing to take it this far.

My new enthusiasm for lyrics; Sufjan Stevens, Bruce Springsteen & Leonard Cohen

Friday November 5, 2010

When my professor once asked his class what would be the different about a lecture in ancient Greece compared to the one he was giving we took a moment to ponder it. Firstly, some students suggested the superficial changes as they imagined their classical selves in togas, attending at an ampitheatre or leaning against a white marble column. Beyond the surface, what would the lecture have sounded like? Of course, someone suggested, the philosopher would not be speaking in English nor the Greek spoken today, but some ancient variant. Yes, agreed the professor, but he would not be speaking at all. He explained that if now was then he would be singing to us his pupils with the light accompaniment of a stringed instrument. 

Though no one lectures in poetry and song anymore the world never lost the mnemonic tools that allowed pupils and teachers alike to memorize hours of knowledge before the age of text: rhyme and repetition. Sometimes when an artist performs for an audience there might still be a trace of that ancient mood, pupils now fans mouthing their lecture back to their teacher so that they might show him what they learned.

Bruce Springsteen is the boss and if I were his employee there would still be a picture of him hung on my bedroom wall. He often operates in one of two moods. One is the more determined and optimistic sound of “Thunder Road” or “The Promised Land”: the restlessness of youth to reach the next level of life, to break free from towns and schools and authority to seek romance in the next chapter. The other can be heard in “Meeting Across the River” or my personal favourite “Atlantic City”. Here we hear all the previous ambition burning out: 

Now I been lookin’ for a job but it’s hard to find
Down here it’s just winners and losers and don’t get caught on the wrong side of that line
Well I’m tired of comin’ out on the losin’ end
So honey last night I met this guy and I’m gonna do a little favor for him

The song isn’t only about hard times, but of last chances. The narrator character struggles hard to realize his own small dreams in the city that could make them true. In just three verses we feel the time passing, the unspoken line of disappointments - dead luck and cold love. Everything seems on the verge of collapse and the worst fear of all becomes losing everything. The narrator fakes confidence in his desperation by promising a way out. The implications of violence and criminality hit me cold in the stomach. He’s convinced himself that after this one job everything will be righted, but no one believes him. Saddest of all is the silent woman at the fringes of this song hopelessly destined to be dragged down with him.

Sufjan Stevens explored similar folky territory on his album dedicated to his home state of Michigan. Canadian Literature is sometimes criticized for authors that try too hard to prove their familiarity with their country by namedropping as much geography and as many street names as possible. Sufjan Stevens no doubt wanted to prove that he’d done his research and looked at the map when he chose song titles like “For the Widows in Paradise, for the Fatherless in Ypsilanti”. Luckily, his lyrics are very human, thoughtful and provide no history lessons:

I have called you children
I have called you son
What is there to answer
If I’m the only one?
Morning comes in Paradise
Morning comes in light
Still I must obey
Still I must invite

If there’s anything to say
If there’s anything to do
If there’s any other way
I’ll do anything for you

At first I thought that this might be a love song. It is, but not the common romantic kind. It’s the love that comes with the weight of responsibility and from the unification of family through tragedy. The characters are left undeveloped. It could be a boy forced to become the main provider for his siblings at an early age. It could be an uncle who promised his brother that he’d take care of everyone after he’s gone. Those are just examples. The strummed banjo provides an aura of rural hardship. Stevens’ delivery is emotionally sympathetic to the character that should be singing, grieving but numbed by hungry mouths. A story we’ve heard before all wrapped tight in the irony of a town called Paradise.

I first heard “One Of Us Cannot Be Wrong” through the stumbly cover by the rock band Harvey Milk. Strange to think that that was only yesterday since I’ve listened to it a dozen times since and I’ve become smitten with the lyrics:

I lit a thin green candle, to make you jealous of me.
But the room just filled up with mosquitos,
they heard that my body was free.
Then I took the dust of a long sleepless night
and I put it in your little shoe.
And then I confess that I tortured the dress
that you wore for the world to look through.

I showed my heart to the doctor: he said I just have to quit.
Then he wrote himself a prescription,
and your name was mentioned in it!
Then he locked himself in a library shelf
with the details of our honeymoon,
and I hear from the nurse that he’s gotten much worse
and his practice is all in a ruin.

This is a common love song but with uncommon words. He follows the trail of a lover lost and all the devastation she’s left in her wake, seemingly a succubus for every man who meets her. The doctor, the saint, the Eskimo and perhaps Leonard Cohen himself are all devoted or perhaps addicted to the desire of this woman who like many lovers is always just out of reach. I like the exploration of the attachment of memories to objects, her shoe and her dress, and his attempts to torture it. Perhaps to extract information? or maybe just to punish it in effigy. Either way we know that the real person suffering is him.

Especially when the accompaniment is light, lyrics shine through. Though I will always love instrumental music, the bewildering genius of Jazz, the intensity of metal, I have a new enthusiasm for lyrics. Even without my ipod, I can hum a few lines as I walk, like a poem stitched into my sleeve.

A note on crying and narcissism; Dear Zachary: A letter to a son about his father

Tuesday October 26, 2010

A grown man crying is an unsettling thing to watch. Media is saturated with women crying, at funerals, weddings, in Reality TV tantrums. It has become gender norm behaviour. I have met women who cry every week and women who cry once a year, and hardly any men who would be comfortable opening that discussion. Emotional placidity has become a cornerstone of male culture. Crying is perhaps the most dangerous of all emotional releases because it is uncontrollable. Generally, most men are expected to be in calm command of their faculties. Breaking down makes one extremely vulnerable. Weak when you should be strong. Open to accusations: feminine, sexually submissive or childish.

“Dear Zachary” begins with a touching moment where a young boy stares in awe at his father as he sheds tears. Children understand very well that you must give up this behaviour when you become an adult. Yet, in Kurt Kuenne’s documentary tribute to his murdered friend Andrew Bagby, he captures so many of the important men who surrounded the victim giving in to their grief. Rough-hewn men from working class backgrounds. Practicing medical doctors, professionals who witness death frequently. Though the archive footage and photos provide glimpses of Bagby, as an actor, a family physician, the best man, the goof, he is felt through his absence. His profile is forever incomplete. His family and friends paralyzed by the past tense.

The personal tragedy of this film is severe: a promising and beloved young doctor is lured into a public park and shot dead by his rejected ex-girlfriend. She absconds to Canada and, while the victim’s family await her extradition, she announces she is pregnant with his son. His parents move thousands of miles so that they might seek custody of their grandson, the eponymous Zachary, the last living remnant of Andrew Bagby. They are forced into daily contact with the woman. The system fails them again and again.

The murderess is equally absent but her profile reads an infection of narcissism. While this condition is often used to describe the vanity of the self-conscious, the first generation on Facebook, the psychology tends more towards cruelty. Complete inner obsession has no sympathy for others. The desire to be loved replaces all capacity to give love. This woman tried to be a doctor but could not find a practice because she, doubtlessly, cared nothing for anyone. She faked her way through motherhood to avoid the punishment of the law. Even as she avoided jail she chose to leave her children motherless anyway.

In the film the argument is made that when a normal person is wronged their worst response would be to throw a punch, while she chose premeditated murder. The narcissistic self-image is always a facade. Personal perfection is unattainable and rejection shatters this illusion. Imagine the reaction of Narcissus had a passing stranger skipped a rock across the water.

Release your posture. Shed a tear for Zachary.